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Learn Management From Bank Robbery
BANK ROBBERY 'MANAGEMENT' JOKE
During a robbery bank robbers shouted: "Don't move. The money belongs to d State. ur life belongs to you." Everyone in the bank laid down quietly.This is called "Mind Changing Concept" .
When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: "Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!"
This is called "Being Professional".
Younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber : "Big brother,lets count d money."The older robber: " Tonight, the TV news will tell us !"
This is called "Experience."
After the robbers had left, the bank manager told bank supervisor to call police. supervisor said : "Let us take out $10 million more from the bank and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled(Fraud) from bank .It will be good if there is a robbery every month."
This is called "Killing Boredom. Personal Happiness is more important than your job.
next day, TV news reported : $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted many times, but they could only count $20 million they understood they risked their lives and got $20 million & bank manager took $80 million very easily.
It is better to be educated than to be a thief! This is called "Management"
Tuesday, 19 August 2014
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